TaGLiNe PeLaKoN JuVaNa..

~~eerrmm~~..tagline..haha..mcm lwk jerk..aq sbnawnyer nk cter an psl tagline yg aq pleng suke dlm citer JUVANA nie..antre nyeerr..

• BOTAK

1. nme sye..botak arhh..spe agi..
2. kalaw sye tawar an tpk kasut sye bley cikgu??
3. assalamualaikum..x jwb dose..
4. kaw hrmat aq x??..(smbl tnjok pmnbok at daim..)
5. aq bkn tokan kaw..

• AYAM

1. kt sini kowng bley jdi tige jerk..taiko..balaci..jambu..pilih arhh..
2. kaw memaen dgn name aq erkk..
3. aq bkn balaci kaw..
4. npe ckgu..tkot kne bleng buku lgi ke??..
5. bsoh x??..gune sabon..x an..dh2..amek blek..

• DAIM

1. sye nk gi tands..npe??..ckgu nk ikot skali ke??..
2. awk x ape2 ke??..
3. cikgu x phm ke sye dh lmbt..
4. sye bknnyer ad i/c..
5. ckgu nk jdi bodyguard sye..ajr sye silat??..taekwando??..

• APEK

1. hay gengster..
2. ehh botak..klaw kaw nmpk dk daim,kow ckp dgn dye,at blkng 2 ade 3 besen ayam blom basoh..
3. eh..kaw bla arhh..bla arh....eh mamat nie..bla btol2 plakk..
4. tora dtg brsme dgn kpl trbngnyer..
5. kte pure2 bwu kne pkol dgn komeng..mcm nie..
6. moge allah murahkn rzki mak wan..ammeenn..
7. x nk sop??..

• FITRI

1. kaw nie mcm ckgu zakiah arhh..mmbebel jerk bgi crmah..mcm antu kak limah pown ade gak..
2. KITE SHAKE2 SKET..mcm2 bley jdik broo..
3. krim ubat bro..sket kple arh..
4. nnti ble dh kuar dri tmpt nie,aq nk jdi prdne mnteri prthanan..
5. wey..owg at sini nk sop arhh..

• PANJANG

1. aq dh nekad..aq nk kawen dgn ckgu zakiah..haha..
2. wey..aq mimpi aq kawen dgn cikgu zakiah arrhh..
3. wey..kow jgn slh phm wey..
4. ckgu..sye nk coklat nie bley x..
5. lantak kaw..lantak kaw..

• KICAP

1. kaw dh wt slh bsaw nie fit..
2. wey gajah..kow pker bley bwak sumew owg kew..
3. aq pown nk jugak..eehheemm..

• KOMENG

1. ain anak mak..
2. ain kuat sbb minum air milo..
3. mcm bdak kecik jerk..
4. ain..bkn komeng..
5. sye..sy undi daim..
6. ain mimpi mak mati..

yg laen 2 x bynk sngt tagline yg best2..bgi aq lawk arhh dngaw ble dowg ckp yg aq tlis at ats nie..~~haha~~..

NOTE:law aq ad slh type or ayt ke..comment k..don't forget k..  :)

EXCLUSIVE! Zizan Raja Lawak ft. Dina - Selamat Tinggal HD Music Video

LaWak ArH KuCeNG2 aT SkOwLaH..~~haha~~..

ppeerrhh..lawak arrhh kuceng2 at skowlah aq..~~haha~~..tdi..sblom exam K.H.B,ade sekow kuceng nie..dye mmg suke msowk klaz kteowg..ntah npew ntah..dye bwu ikan goweng dk syikin kowt..~~haha~~..
ok2..stret 2 de point k..mse aq ngah kusyowk bce buku..(bajet jerk bce buku)..kuceng yg aq kte sukew naw msok klaz aq 2 dye lalu blkang aq aw..pas2 dye gie at tmpat dk mas..kwn aq..dye mcm mmaen at situ aw..mse dye ngah kaen2 tali beg dk mas,ttibe jerk kpale dye terhantok at kusi dk mas..~~haha~~..lawak ar plak..mse 2aq x nmpak..yg nmpak,dak ikin dgn dayah..jerk..ppeerrhh..tros gelak gabak dyeowg 2..~~haha~~..tkejot aq nengowk dk syikin gelak..pas2 dye cter at aq blek..ppeerrhh..aq pown tergelak dow..mmg x ley bla arh kuceng 2..~~haha~~..kuceng 2 ley slamber jerk muke aw..~~haha~~..sabaw jerk arh..  :)  ..ape ley wat..dh نم pown binatang an..mmg ar tak de akal..~~huhu~~..

NOTE:kpd kuceng2 semalaysia,laen kli nk mmaen pown agak2 ar..~~haha ~~..

KeMaTiAn Di mNe2 JeRk....

dh nengowk ark video at post aq yg terbwu nie??..yg psl ade pemain bola mati mse ngah lwn maen bola??..sedeynyer aq nengowk..tp..dye owg bukan islam aq rse aw..x twu lak law aq ker yg slah..~~eerrmm~~..tp..cre dye mati 2 mmg saket ar bgi aq..simpati pown ad..ppeerrhh..ngah maen bola lak 2..~~eerrmm~~..tpi,ape ley wat an..dah ajal dye..mne ar twu lpas nie ajal kte lak an..~~eerrmm~~..mne ar kte twu..mse ngah mkn kew...tidow ke..tpi..bgi aq law kte mati dlm solat mmg best an..ye ar..kte mati mse kite ngah mngadap tuhan kte..tp..kte x ley pertikai an sumew 2..khidupan kte sumew ALLAH dh tentu an..kte jaz bley brdoa agr kte brsme dgn owg2 yg beriman ble dh x de at dunie nie..~~eermm~~.. INSYAALLAH..  :)

NOTE:..4 dielah..law kow nengowk video 2,jgn ar tkot..~~haha~~..(penakot)..aq msok an video nie special 4 u k..  :)  ..(romantik lak)..

KeMaTiAn Di mNe SaJErK..

MnE LeY BaGiE tWU.. :)

~~haha~~..lawak ar tjok nie..eerrmm..tdi at skolah exam agi..tp..tdi kteowg exam P.J.K..sivik..n AKHLAK aw..mse akhlak an mmg sume dok mnghfl ar..coz exam akhlak mmg susah ar..ssah gler ar..jdi..sume hafal ar ape yg ustaz kteowg suoh aw(ustaz haris)..mse ngah exam akhlak,ustaz yusof yg jge klaz kteowg..ustaz nie mmg ssah ar nk bgi makne..law kteowg x phm ke ape ke,ustaz x trng an langsong..ustaz kte asal x prepare awal2 aw..kteowg puas ar pujok ustaz bgi makne..tp..ustaz x bgi langsong2..ustaz 2 kte mcm nie "mne lay bgi twu"..mmg tencen kteowg d'buat nyer twu x..~~eerrmm~~..mmg sket ati ar..~~huhu~~..
pas 2 an..ustaz tnyer kteowg aw..lpaz nie subjek ape??..dak nusaibh selamber jerk dye jwb "mne ley bgi twu"..~~hahaha~~..mmg selambe gler ar dye nie..ustaz trgelak..ape agi..sumew glak ar..~~huhu~~..pecah ar perot mseng2 tdi..~~eerrmm~~..tp..exam akhlak tdi ok ar..x ar trok sngt..alhamdulillah..  :)

MaSeNGg2 ON BLUETOOTH oK.. :)

pppeerrhh..mnggu nie  mmg peneng ar..tp..peneng2 bley gakbuat post an..~~haha~~..aq tules post nie pown sbb dh lme x bkak blog an..
aq tkot ar gak exam kli nie..eerrmm..nak2 an science..bley than ar gak..aq lmah sket ar science.. twu nk wt ape agi..~~eerrmm~~..tp..insyaallah..

n..agi 1..stiap kli exam an..msti akan kuaw prktaan nie.."mseng2 ON BLUETOOTH aw"..~`hahaha~~...mmg wajeb ar kuaw ayat nie..~~huhu~~..mksod dye mcm nie..law kteowg exam mcm ssah2 sket,konon nyer klaw ley bgi jwpn sket2 ar..2 ar mksod ON BLUETOOTH..tp..bkn stkat on bluetooth..on ym ar..gune broadband ar..wireless ar..mcm2 agi..tp..pleng famous dlm klaz aq ON BLUETOOTH ar..~~haha~~..mmg lawak ar..eerrmm..exam kteowg nie mcm x exam..tp..yg slalu buat keje gler nie bbudak blkng ar(bbudk yg dok blkng)..trmsok ar aq..~~hhuuhhuu~~..tp..jgn slh anggp k..bkn sllu pown..huhu..sket jerk aw..tp..aq rse..dyeowg ygbnyk tnyer aq kowt..~~huhu~~..k ar..dah arh..aq nk smbong bce buku k..bye2..  :)

NOTE:law spe yg dh post nie..jgn ikot..DILARANG sme skli k..  :)  n..law bbudk SMSKM bce..jgn mrh k..~~huhu~~..  :)